Top 10 things that ran through my head this week as I laid awake in bed procrastinating about going to the gym…
- For the love of God, GET! Â Â Â UP! Â Â Â NOW!
- Coffee…treadmill? Coffee…treadmill? Coffee…treadmill? Coffee wins!
- I didn’t drink any water before I went to bed last night; I think I should stay home and hydrate.  It really isn’t safe for me to go to the gym in my condition.
- My pants aren’t going to get any looser laying here!
- If I ran 10 miles on Saturday and I divide it by the number of days I haven’t worked out since, I still ran an average of 3.3333333333333 miles per day, which is certainly better than most people I know…I really should go back to sleep, I’ve earned it.  Not to mention how exhausted I am from all this math.
- Remember how good it feels when it is over!
- I can’t go to the gym, I didn’t shave my legs. I might get a run in my capri’s from all the stubble.
- Who am I kidding? I can’t go…I had a glass of wine last night, and according to Linda, Dr. M’s medical assistant, it takes my liver almost two days to process all the complex sugars in the wine [Detox You…Cheers!]. If I go now, just a mere 8 hours later, I won’t be at my peak performance.  I really should stay in bed and rest my liver a little longer.
- Technically it’s only 4:40am because I set my alarm 10 minutes ahead to trick myself in thinking that it is later than it is, so I have more time to sleep. I’ll just hit the snooze bar and zzzzzzzzzzzzz……………………………6:30am!
- I can’t go, I really need to work on my blog…I wonder if anyone would read a post about home remedies for ass-cne.